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Droog trying to read Channel Zilch.

Links to Chapters:

Chapter 1: The Flying Cow

Chapter 2: Rocket Jock For Hire

Chapter 3: Lutefisk Sushi

Chapter 4: A Half-Vast Plan

Chapter 5: NASA’s Zero-tolerance Policy on Cannibalism 

Chapter 6: A Few Revealing Photos

Chapter 7: I’ll Grind His Bones to Make My Bread

Chapter 8: Reset

Chapter 9: Don’t Be A Dick

Chapter 10: Space ‘n’ Vader

Chapter 11: Our Noble Enterprise

Chapter 12: Gritch

Chapter 13: One-word Motto

Chapter 14: Bugs! Bugs! Bugs! Bugs!

Chapter 15: Amscray Uttleshay

Chapter 16: World’s Second-largest Biplane

Chapter 17: Potent Bull

Chapter 18: News Flash

Chapter 19: A Jolly Rogering

Chapter 20: Channel Hel

Chapter 21: This Old Shuttle

Chapter 22: Damn Space Hippy

Chapter 23: Dire Strait

Chapter 24: Calm Seas and a Following Breeze

Chapter 25: Potent Istanbul

Chapter 26: Bull Session

Chapter 27: Refool

Chapter 28: Baikonur Beckons–Back Roads, Bluffery, Bully-boys, and Baksheesh

Chapter 29: A Romantic Cruise on the Fabled Caspian Sea

Chapter 30: Mafiya Zap

I sliced up some of the longer chapters to make smaller chapters so numbering jumps around:

Chapter 33: The Gangsternaut

Chapter 46: Undead Souls

Chapter 47: Party Crasher

Chapter 48: Showtime

Chapter 49: High Stakes Improv

Chapter 50: Pissing on a Bus Tire

Chapter 51: Product Launch